F** Off Candle

For everyone who’s sick of unnatural colors, fake scents, and chemical air garbage. This candle doesn’t do pastel pinks. It doesn’t do neon greens. It doesn’t smell like “Moonlit Pumpkin Spice Orchard Breeze #17.” It smells like a candle — clean, simple, natural. No toxic dyes.No synthetic fragrances.No lab-made air pollutants pretending to be “fresh.” […]

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For everyone who’s sick of unnatural colors, fake scents, and chemical air garbage.

This candle doesn’t do pastel pinks. It doesn’t do neon greens. It doesn’t smell like “Moonlit Pumpkin Spice Orchard Breeze #17.” It smells like a candle — clean, simple, natural.

No toxic dyes.
No synthetic fragrances.
No lab-made air pollutants pretending to be “fresh.”

Just a pure burn and a clear message:
FUCK OFF to unnatural colors.
FUCK OFF to fake scents.
FUCK OFF to polluted indoor air.
FUCK OFF to everything your lungs didn’t ask for.

A candle with attitude and ingredients that don’t fight your respiratory system.
Light it when you need peace… or when you need everything fake to fuck off.

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